What you are reading now is a brief paragraph that was designed to lightly depict me. Contained herein are several unique qualities about myself which I adore. Then, there are a few aspects of my being that I do not approve of so well. Some of my ideals and views on life can also be found in this description. If you, or anyone else you know, conclude to have dubious objections to these aforementioned beliefs, I will kindly ask that you do something ridiculously vulgar, or something of equal or lesser value.
Feel free to approach me, I can be quite friendly and generous indeed. I will only bite if you want me to.
(Be warned, things of 18+ can be found here... frequently.)